amigettingfucked.ai
Effective May 5, 2026

Terms of Service

These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of amigettingfucked.ai(the “Service”), a web application that uses artificial intelligence to read contracts and produce plain-English commentary, severity ratings, and suggested negotiation strategies. By creating an account, uploading a document, or otherwise using the Service, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use the Service.

1. The Service is not legal advice

The Service is an automated software tool. It is not a law firm, not a lawyer, and the output it produces is not legal advice. Using the Service does not create an attorney–client relationship. The Service’s output is generated by large language models that can be wrong, miss issues, hallucinate clauses or sections, misclassify severity, propose unworkable redlines, or produce confidently-stated text that is materially incorrect.

You must independently verify any output before acting on it. Do not rely on the Service as a substitute for review by a qualified lawyer licensed in the relevant jurisdiction. We strongly recommend that you obtain such review before signing, executing, sending, rejecting, modifying, or otherwise relying on any contract you have run through the Service. Any decision you make — whether to sign, walk away, redline, send, accept, or do nothing — is your decision and your responsibility alone.

Severity colors (green, yellow, orange, red) are heuristic ratings produced by an automated rubric. They are not legal opinions. A clause rated “green” may be catastrophic in your specific circumstances; a clause rated “red” may be irrelevant. Negotiation strategies, redlines, and concession ladders are illustrative starting points, not legally vetted positions.

2. Eligibility & your authority to upload

You must be at least eighteen (18) years old, or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, whichever is greater. By uploading any document to the Service (“Your Content”) you represent and warrant that:

  • You have the full legal right to upload, store, process, and obtain analysis of the document;
  • The document does not contain content prohibited from disclosure to a third-party AI service, including without limitation: classified, export-controlled, or government-restricted material; attorney–client privileged communications between third parties; documents subject to a non-disclosure agreement that prohibits sharing with cloud or AI service providers; protected health information (PHI) in jurisdictions where its handling is regulated; trade secrets or third-party confidential information you are not authorized to share with us or the Sub-Processors identified in our Privacy Policy;
  • Uploading and processing the document complies with all applicable laws (including export controls, privacy and confidentiality laws, and rules of professional conduct if you are a lawyer);
  • The document does not contain personal data of any individual who has not consented to its processing under this Service.

You alone are responsible for the legality of uploading any particular document. If you are unsure whether you have the right to upload a document, do not upload it.

3. No legal-services use without a qualified lawyer

If you use the Service in connection with providing legal services to a third party (whether as a lawyer, paralegal, or otherwise), you remain solely responsible for compliance with all applicable rules of professional conduct, unauthorized-practice-of-law statutes, attorney–client privilege, work-product protections, and confidentiality obligations. You may not represent the Service’s output to any third party as legal advice.

4. Your content stays yours; the license you grant us

You retain all right, title, and interest in Your Content. We claim no ownership of it.

You grant us, and our Sub-Processors, a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to host, store, render, transmit, process, and analyze Your Content solely as needed to operate the Service for you and to produce the outputs you have requested. This license terminates when Your Content is deleted (see Section 6).

We do not use Your Content to train any AI model — ours or anyone else’s. We do not retain backups. We do not store Your Content anywhere except on the operating infrastructure we use to deliver the Service. We do not sell, rent, license, or share Your Content for any purpose other than producing the Service’s output for you. We contractually require our Sub-Processors to forgo training on Your Content. See the Privacy Policy for the current list of Sub-Processors.

5. Confidentiality

We treat Your Content as Confidential Information. We will use the same degree of care to protect it that we use to protect our own confidential information of like importance, and in no event less than a reasonable degree of care. We will not access or disclose Your Content except: (a) as necessary to operate the Service (e.g. transmitting it to AI providers to produce the analysis you requested); (b) at your request (e.g. when you ask us to debug a problem); (c) to comply with valid legal process, narrowly construed; or (d) to investigate suspected serious abuse of the Service.

6. Deletion is final and immediate. There are no backups.

You can delete any individual contract from your account page at any time. You can delete your entire account, including every contract and all derived analyses, from the same page.

We do not maintain backups of Your Content, your account, or any analyses produced from them. When you delete a contract or your account:

  • The original PDF, every rendered page image, every clause record, every region/bounding-box record, every clause comment or amendment draft, every negotiation strategy, every synthesis object, the deal-context answers you provided, and your account row are all permanently removed from our database and from the rendered-image volume;
  • The deletion is immediate and cannot be undone. We have no way to restore deleted content;
  • Service logs may retain non-content metadata (e.g. an entry like “contract X deleted at time T by user Y”) for a limited period for security and abuse-prevention purposes. Such logs do not contain document content.

We will not retain Your Content after deletion. You should not rely on the Service to store Your Content; treat it as ephemeral. Download or copy anything you may need before deleting it.

7. Acceptable use

You agree not to:

  • Reverse-engineer, decompile, scrape, or extract the Service’s rubric, prompts, or internal data structures;
  • Use the Service to upload content you do not have the right to upload (see Section 2);
  • Upload malware, illegal content, child sexual abuse material, terrorist content, content infringing the intellectual-property rights of another, or content that violates applicable export-control or sanctions laws;
  • Probe, attack, overload, or otherwise interfere with the Service or its infrastructure (including by automated tools, denial-of-service attempts, or attempts to circumvent rate limits);
  • Use the Service in a manner that would cause us to violate any contract, law, or regulation, including the terms of any of our Sub-Processors;
  • Use the Service to draft or analyze contracts intended to facilitate fraud, money laundering, sanctions evasion, or other unlawful purposes;
  • Use the Service’s output to make automated decisions about another individual that produce legal or similarly significant effects on that individual without independent human review by a qualified professional;
  • Resell, sublicense, or white-label the Service without our prior written consent.

8. AI output limitations & your obligation to review

The Service’s output is produced by AI models. AI output:

  • May misread, misquote, or invent clause text that does not appear in your contract;
  • May misclassify the severity, materiality, or legal significance of a clause;
  • May propose redlines, amendments, or fallback positions that are legally unsound, commercially unworkable, or that would breach other terms of your contract;
  • May reflect biases or errors in the underlying training data of the AI providers we use;
  • May be inconsistent across runs — the same input can produce different output;
  • Does not understand your specific commercial circumstances, the counterparty, governing-law nuances, or the broader deal context beyond what you tell it.

Before relying on any output, verify the quoted clause text against the actual contract, sanity-check severity and recommendations against your understanding and your lawyer’s, and treat suggested redlines as drafts to be reviewed and edited by a qualified professional. The Service is a productivity aid, not a decision-maker.

9. Service availability — “as is,” no warranty

The Service is provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE”, without warranty of any kind, whether express, implied, statutory, or otherwise, including without limitation any warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, accuracy, completeness, non-infringement, title, quiet enjoyment, availability, security, or that the Service will be uninterrupted, timely, error-free, virus-free, or that defects will be corrected.

We do not warrant that the Service’s output is correct, complete, current, suitable for any purpose, or free from material omissions. We may modify, suspend, or discontinue the Service, in whole or in part, at any time, with or without notice. We are not responsible for any loss of access, data, or productivity arising from such changes.

10. Limitation of liability

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall amigettingfucked.ai, its operators, owners, employees, contractors, agents, suppliers, licensors, or Sub-Processors (collectively, the “Released Parties”) be liable to you or any third party for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, including without limitation damages for lost profits, lost revenue, lost business opportunity, lost data, loss of goodwill, business interruption, cost of substitute goods or services, missed contractual obligations, regulatory fines or penalties, or any decision you made or did not make based on the Service’s output, even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages and even if a remedy fails of its essential purpose.

The aggregate cumulative liability of the Released Parties to you for any and all claims arising out of or relating to the Service or these Terms, regardless of the form of action (whether contract, tort, strict liability, statute, or otherwise), shall not exceed the greater of (a) the total fees you have paid us in the twelve (12) months preceding the event giving rise to the claim, or (b) one hundred U.S. dollars ($100). The cap in this Section 10 is cumulative across all events and claims; multiple events do not expand it.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of certain warranties or damages. In those jurisdictions, the Released Parties’ liability is limited to the minimum extent the law permits.

11. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any and all claims, demands, actions, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or related to: (a) your use of the Service; (b) Your Content, including any allegation that Your Content infringes the intellectual property, confidentiality, privacy, or other rights of any third party; (c) your breach of these Terms or any representation made under them; (d) your violation of any applicable law or third-party right; or (e) any decision you, your employer, or your client made or failed to make based on the Service’s output.

We may assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which case you will cooperate with our defense.

12. Account termination & suspension

You can stop using the Service at any time and delete your account from the account page. We may, in our sole discretion, suspend or terminate your access at any time, with or without notice, for any reason, including without limitation suspected abuse, illegal use, violation of these Terms, security concerns, or risk to other users or the Service. On termination, Sections 1, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 survive.

13. Fees

The Service is currently provided free of charge. We may introduce paid plans, usage limits, or other commercial terms in the future with reasonable notice. If you elect to use a paid plan, additional billing terms will apply at that time.

14. Changes to these Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. The “Effective” date at the top of this page reflects the latest version. Material changes will be communicated through the Service or, where you provided one, by email. Your continued use of the Service after the Effective date of a revised version constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms. If you do not accept the revised Terms, stop using the Service and delete your account.

15. Governing law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the jurisdiction in which the Service operator is established, without regard to its conflict-of-laws principles. The United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods does not apply.

16. Dispute resolution; arbitration; class-action waiver

Please read this section carefully. It affects how disputes between you and us are resolved and limits the remedies available to you in the event of a dispute.

Any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Service (a “Dispute”), other than a Dispute solely seeking injunctive relief to protect intellectual property, will first be addressed by good-faith informal negotiation. Either party may initiate this process by written notice describing the Dispute. If the Dispute is not resolved within sixty (60) days after such notice, either party may commence binding arbitration.

The arbitration will be administered by JAMS or, in the United States, the American Arbitration Association (“AAA”) under its applicable consumer or commercial rules, as appropriate to the matter. The arbitration will be conducted by a single arbitrator. The seat of arbitration will be the principal place of business of the Service operator, and the proceedings will be conducted in English. The arbitrator’s award is final and binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent jurisdiction.

Class-action waiver. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, you and we each waive any right to bring, participate in, or be represented in a class, collective, representative, or consolidated action against the other. Disputes will be resolved on an individual basis only. If a court finds this waiver unenforceable as to a particular Dispute, that Dispute will be severed and decided in court; the remainder of this Section 16 will continue to apply.

Nothing in this Section prevents either party from seeking injunctive or equitable relief in a court of competent jurisdiction to protect intellectual-property rights or confidential information pending the outcome of arbitration.

17. Notice & takedown of infringing content

If you believe content available through the Service infringes your copyright, send us a written notice that includes: (a) a physical or electronic signature of the copyright owner or authorized representative; (b) identification of the copyrighted work claimed to be infringed; (c) identification of the allegedly infringing material with sufficient detail for us to locate it; (d) your contact information; (e) a statement that you have a good-faith belief that the use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and (f) a statement, under penalty of perjury, that the information is accurate and you are authorized to act on the owner’s behalf. Send the notice to the contact published on our home page.

18. Miscellaneous

  • Entire agreement. These Terms, together with the Privacy Policy, are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Service and supersede prior agreements on the subject;
  • Severability. If any provision is held unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, that provision will be enforced to the maximum extent permitted, and the remaining provisions will remain in full force and effect;
  • No waiver. Our failure to enforce any right or provision is not a waiver of that right or provision;
  • Assignment. You may not assign these Terms or any rights under them without our prior written consent. We may assign these Terms freely (e.g. in connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets);
  • Force majeure. Neither party is liable for failure or delay in performance caused by events beyond its reasonable control, including without limitation acts of god, war, terrorism, civil unrest, government action, pandemic, internet or telecommunication failures, or third-party service outages;
  • No third-party beneficiaries. These Terms do not create rights for third parties, except as expressly stated;
  • Notices. We may give you notices via the email address associated with your account or by posting in the Service. You may give us notice via the contact published on our home page.

19. Contact

Questions about these Terms? Reach out via the contact information published on our home page.